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Good question!

Philosophizers, (those short balding gnomes from Altair III who like to pretend to be wise), don't really have much to say about the Wakipedia, since it tends to have definite answers to many of life's more tricky questions.

Tricky Question: Something that lacks the capacity to be proven or demonstrated with any measurable results,
 often referred to as intangible.  Also: depends on how close it is to 3pm, and a nice chocolate
 chip cookie, fresh from the oven.  Give one of those over, and you can copy and paste the definition
 for the periodic table of elements for all I care.  Just hand over that cookie.

Now some might point out, that the Wakipedia's information is sometimes not actually factual. These people are often rude, like kicking puppies, and similar to a broken old fashioned clock with hands, can be right up to two times per day. In this case, after pointing that out, you can know if they tell you two more things that day, at least one is rubbish.

Fate keeps score like that sometimes.

Back to the philosophizers!

As mentioned, these folk do not have a great deal to say about the Wakipedia, since they cannot demonstrate sufficient vagueness about it to wonder aloud over. It's a thing, and it happens to be what they do best in fact. Philisophocating, (yes, they like abnormally large words), can be accomplished only over subjects that lack definitive aspects. Whats the point in wondering cleverly about a page that does not exist about green napkins, when someone will just turn around and create the page in question?

The whole thing collapses into a state of well defined order and awareness, clearly a no man's land for the aspiring philosophizing gnome! (Go on, try saying 'aspiring philosophizing' over and over quickly... now try 'actually factual'... now go eat a cookie, you probably want one by this point!)

Where were we?

Ah, yes. In an interest to define the Wakipedia, we must therefore accept that it is both a vague tool for the philosophizer, and at the same time his or her worst annoyance.

At least the cookies are still tasty.

See also: green napkins